By Any Other Name



Just hops and grain

To soothe the brain

So why am I to blame

For an unfortunate name


Yet here I sit in rank

Or in a holding tank

As my stock slips

A million missed sips


Life used to be sublime

Garnished with wedged lime

Quenching wanting thirst

Now Iā€™m seen as cursed


If I taste just the same

Will you forgive my name

For with this stress and fear

You could likely use a beer




19 Responses to “By Any Other Name”
  1. yassy says:

    Cool one , Brad. I enjoyed šŸ˜Š

  2. Brad Osborne says:

    Must have been a typo. I meant to put a “Y”. Sorry. I always know it is you because no one else is up this early…šŸ˜

  3. yassy says:

    lol happens I put a hoof instead of a hope lo

  4. I appreciate the chuckle! As I told someone else, we’re gonna get through this either laughing or crying, and I’m saving my tissues in case I run out of toilet paper!

  5. kristianw84 says:

    Haha. People are stupid! šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø Pass me a Corona, oh! And the nachos too, please!! šŸ¤¤šŸ˜‹

  6. Jim Borden says:

    an ode to Corona – well done. Now I want one, but it’s only 8:00 in the morning… šŸ™‚

  7. Francisco Bravo Cabrera says:

    Smashing Brad! We could use a bit of levity and fun, you’ve created one sublime!

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