Surreal Santa’s List – Play Here


Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all my readers, followers, family, and friends! As a bonus for your Holiday fun, I offer the following for our shared entertainment pleasure:
This is the “Surreal Santa’s List” which I was introduced to recently and had great fun in joining in. The Surreal Secret Santa List is where we all list up to six historical, mythical, or fictional figures and the Christmas presents we would give them if we were their surreal Secret Santas. As an example, here is a sample of a list I had offered when I was first introduced to the concept:


To Wile E. Coyote:   A membership to Amazon Prime.
To Pontius Pilot:   A new set of hand towels.
To Pheidippides:   A Nike endorsement.
To Van Gogh:   One Airpod Pro.
To Sant’s reindeer, Dasher:   Just one year of not having to look at Rudolph’s ass all night!
I hope you will play along and share your list in the comments for everyone to enjoy. Thanks to all of you for your continued love, friendship and support!


19 Responses to “Surreal Santa’s List – Play Here”
  1. Ugh! I can think of famous people/celebrities, but historical, mythical and/or fictional is too much work for this brain!.

  2. Brad Osborne says:

    To the packaging engineer of my kids new toy: Something you can’t open without a blowtorch and a metal sheers….😂

  3. Brad Osborne says:

    To every “flat earther”: A ride into space.

  4. Brad Osborne says:

    To Oscar the Grouch: A gift card for charm school. Okay, I will stop, I think…

  5. Brad Osborne says:

    To Mr. Q: A new workout band (industrial strength). Sorry, Jim is it to soon?

  6. Brad Osborne says:

    To the guy who timed this stoplight: Three minutes every day that he can’t get back.

  7. Jim Borden says:

    to Charlie Brown: a kicking tee; no need for Lucy then…

  8. beth says:

    mr. rogers – a happy sheep and a sweater-knitting grandma

  9. The great magus Merlin – A special wood shiner to give a grand look to his ancient oak wand .

  10. kristianw84 says:

    I’m cracking up! 😂😂😂

    To Einsteen: A hairbrush
    To Sherlock: A hug
    To Pigpen: A bar of soap
    To Animal: A prescription of Ritalin
    To the upper management of nonprofits who seem to forget what their job is really about: Paid lessons for Empathy 101

  11. Anonymous says:

    1: Ben Franklin– A power strip
    2: Mr. McGoo– A seeing eye dog
    3: Every member of Congress– A single term
    4: My Son– A time machine
    5: My Guardian Angel– XANAX

    That was fun to play
    Merry Christmas Brad

  12. edward dougherty says:

    1: Ben Franklin– A power strip
    2: Mr. McGoo– Seeing Eye Dog
    3: Every Member of Congress– A single term
    4: My Son– A time machine
    5: My Guardian Angel– XANAX

    That was fun
    Merry Christmas Brad

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