Surreal Santa’s List – Play Here
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all my readers, followers, family, and friends! As a bonus for your Holiday fun, I offer the following for our shared entertainment pleasure:
This is the “Surreal Santa’s List” which I was introduced to recently and had great fun in joining in. The Surreal Secret Santa List is where we all list up to six historical, mythical, or fictional figures and the Christmas presents we would give them if we were their surreal Secret Santas. As an example, here is a sample of a list I had offered when I was first introduced to the concept:
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To Wile E. Coyote: A membership to Amazon Prime.
To Pontius Pilot: A new set of hand towels.
To Pheidippides: A Nike endorsement.
To Van Gogh: One Airpod Pro.
To Sant’s reindeer, Dasher: Just one year of not having to look at Rudolph’s ass all night!
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I hope you will play along and share your list in the comments for everyone to enjoy. Thanks to all of you for your continued love, friendship and support!
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commonsensiblyspeaking 
Ugh! I can think of famous people/celebrities, but historical, mythical and/or fictional is too much work for this brain!.
You can pick anyone you like, celebrities would be funny…🤣
To the packaging engineer of my kids new toy: Something you can’t open without a blowtorch and a metal sheers….😂
To every “flat earther”: A ride into space.
To Oscar the Grouch: A gift card for charm school. Okay, I will stop, I think…
To Mr. Q: A new workout band (industrial strength). Sorry, Jim is it to soon?
sounds like a perfect gift! 🙂
To the guy who timed this stoplight: Three minutes every day that he can’t get back.
to Charlie Brown: a kicking tee; no need for Lucy then…
Perfect! Thanks for playing along!
that’s a fun game…
mr. rogers – a happy sheep and a sweater-knitting grandma
Too funny!
The great magus Merlin – A special wood shiner to give a grand look to his ancient oak wand .
Not that is being thoughtful. Thanks for playing V!
I’m cracking up! 😂😂😂
To Einsteen: A hairbrush
To Sherlock: A hug
To Pigpen: A bar of soap
To Animal: A prescription of Ritalin
To the upper management of nonprofits who seem to forget what their job is really about: Paid lessons for Empathy 101
Spectacular! I always love your wit and humor! Thanks for playing along!
1: Ben Franklin– A power strip
2: Mr. McGoo– A seeing eye dog
3: Every member of Congress– A single term
4: My Son– A time machine
5: My Guardian Angel– XANAX
That was fun to play
Merry Christmas Brad
1: Ben Franklin– A power strip
2: Mr. McGoo– Seeing Eye Dog
3: Every Member of Congress– A single term
4: My Son– A time machine
5: My Guardian Angel– XANAX
That was fun
Merry Christmas Brad